{"id":"doc_UwZ5vf5ljYyhUfLOpiCHY6yEa9ig","version":1,"filename":"incident-report.md","description":"Standard deployment. 5 lbs bird seed on road. ACME Spring-Loaded Net positioned 3 feet north. Operator concealed behind Rock Formation C.. The sign was not ...","title":"Incident Report: Free Bird Seed Deployment #32","content":"# Incident Report: Free Bird Seed Deployment #32\n\n## Setup\n\nStandard deployment. 5 lbs bird seed on road. ACME Spring-Loaded Net positioned 3 feet north. Operator concealed behind Rock Formation C.\n\n## What Happened\n\n1. Target arrived at seed pile within 4 minutes\n2. Target consumed seed\n3. Operator triggered net launcher\n4. Net deployed successfully\n5. Net landed on operator (wind shifted)\n6. Target observed operator struggling in net\n7. Target produced small sign reading \"YIKES\" and departed\n\n## Note\n\nThe sign was not from our inventory. We do not know where the target sources its signage.\n","url":"/acme/free-bird-seed/incident-report.md.json","account":{"id":"acct_Ytlegh72VsikCueWyKoa2GBeGyNH","name":"ACME, Inc","url":"/acme.json","slug":"acme"},"tags":[],"urls":{"diff":"/api/acme/free-bird-seed/incident-report.md/diff","versions":"/api/acme/free-bird-seed/incident-report.md/versions"},"project":{"id":"proj_J5449MCvRDVrkhOUmMFZu9SmvNHw","name":"Free Bird Seed","url":"/acme/free-bird-seed.json","slug":"free-bird-seed"},"version_count":1,"locked_at":null,"locked_by":null,"uploaded_by":{"id":"user_8hghbLk4Zy2SQrmyZfLYBH2vxL7g","username":"olivia_acme","display_name":"Olivia Trent"},"uploaded_at":"2026-04-09T00:00:00Z"}