# Free Bird Seed: Bait Strategy Document

## Objective

Deploy complimentary bird seed at a strategic location to attract the target into a pre-arranged capture zone.

## Target Profile

- Species: fast desert bird
- Known weakness: bird seed (all varieties)
- Approach speed: stationary when eating
- Departure speed: approximately 600 mph

## Deployment Plan

1. Place 5 lbs of premium bird seed in a pile on the road
2. Position capture mechanism 3 feet from seed pile
3. Conceal operator behind nearby boulder (minimum 50 ft for safety)
4. Wait

## Capture Mechanisms (choose one)

| Mechanism | Success Rate | Notes |
|-----------|-------------|-------|
| Falling anvil | 0% | Target moves before anvil lands |
| Cage drop | 0% | Target eats seed through cage bars |
| Trap door | 0% | Operator falls through instead |
| Grab by hand | 0% | Target is faster than hands |

## Budget

- Bird seed: $4.99
- Capture mechanism: $799.99
- Medical expenses: $12,000 (estimated)

## Historical Success Rate

0 for 31 attempts across all capture mechanisms.

## Conclusion

The bait works perfectly. The target always arrives. The problem is everything that happens after that.