{"id":"doc_3xo1AbcTOSzhvwHpaVXIVIAWKVVZ","version":1,"filename":"test-results.md","description":"Result: Failure. Result: Failure. Result: Failure. Also, how?. The portable hole works exactly as specified. It just doesn't work for us.","title":"Portable Hole: Field Test Results","content":"# Portable Hole: Field Test Results\n\n## Test 1: Road Placement\n\n- Placed hole on desert road\n- Target approached at high speed\n- Target ran directly over hole\n- Target did not fall in\n- Operator walked over to inspect hole\n- Operator fell in\n\n**Result: Failure**\n\n## Test 2: Wall Placement\n\n- Placed hole on cliff face to create tunnel shortcut\n- Target ran through hole and emerged on other side\n- Operator attempted to follow\n- Rock face was solid for operator\n- Operator's silhouette now permanently visible in cliff face\n\n**Result: Failure**\n\n## Test 3: Repositioned by Target\n\n- Placed hole in optimal position\n- Briefly looked away\n- Hole was now under operator's feet\n- Fell approximately 200 feet\n\n**Result: Failure. Also, how?**\n\n## Conclusion\n\nThe portable hole works exactly as specified. It just doesn't work *for us*.\n","url":"/acme/portable-hole/test-results.md.json","account":{"id":"acct_Ytlegh72VsikCueWyKoa2GBeGyNH","name":"ACME, Inc","url":"/acme.json","slug":"acme"},"tags":[],"urls":{"diff":"/api/acme/portable-hole/test-results.md/diff","versions":"/api/acme/portable-hole/test-results.md/versions"},"project":{"id":"proj_tM8ayC766DVwhMMdehD2lk163gEd","name":"Portable Hole","url":"/acme/portable-hole.json","slug":"portable-hole"},"version_count":1,"locked_at":null,"locked_by":null,"uploaded_by":{"id":"user_aleue6VifPJWuqZOsGXdS9k8FlWm","username":"marcus_acme","display_name":"Marcus Finch"},"uploaded_at":"2026-03-24T00:00:00Z"}