{"id":"doc_2ishF50HLw1jF4sbciyhzSPM2NeP","version":1,"filename":"index.md","description":"The Rocket-Powered Roller Skates program was greenlit in Q2 after the CEO saw a pair at a trade show and asked \"what if those were faster?\" The project was ...","title":"Rocket-Powered Roller Skates","content":"# Rocket-Powered Roller Skates\n\nThe Rocket-Powered Roller Skates program was greenlit in Q2 after the CEO saw a pair at a trade show and asked \"what if those were faster?\" The project was cancelled in Q3 after the CEO tried them.\n\nSee the [original spec](spec.md) for technical requirements, the [risk assessment](risk-assessment.md) that nobody read, and the [post-mortem](post-mortem.md) for the official record. The [budget summary](budget-summary.md) explains why we kept going.\n","url":"/acme/rocket-powered-roller-skates/index.md.json","account":{"id":"acct_Ytlegh72VsikCueWyKoa2GBeGyNH","name":"ACME, Inc","url":"/acme.json","slug":"acme"},"tags":[],"urls":{"diff":"/api/acme/rocket-powered-roller-skates/index.md/diff","versions":"/api/acme/rocket-powered-roller-skates/index.md/versions"},"project":{"id":"proj_hAcHnXPEs7Vbd1CU79eytH1yJ3ni","name":"Rocket-Powered Roller Skates","url":"/acme/rocket-powered-roller-skates.json","slug":"rocket-powered-roller-skates"},"version_count":1,"locked_at":null,"locked_by":null,"uploaded_by":{"id":"user_aleue6VifPJWuqZOsGXdS9k8FlWm","username":"marcus_acme","display_name":"Marcus Finch"},"uploaded_at":"2026-04-16T00:00:00Z"}