Incident Report: Free Bird Seed Deployment #32

Setup

Standard deployment. 5 lbs bird seed on road. ACME Spring-Loaded Net positioned 3 feet north. Operator concealed behind Rock Formation C.

What Happened

1. Target arrived at seed pile within 4 minutes
2. Target consumed seed
3. Operator triggered net launcher
4. Net deployed successfully
5. Net landed on operator (wind shifted)
6. Target observed operator struggling in net
7. Target produced small sign reading "YIKES" and departed

Note

The sign was not from our inventory. We do not know where the target sources its signage.