Rocket-Powered Roller Skates

The Rocket-Powered Roller Skates program was greenlit in Q2 after the CEO saw a pair at a trade show and asked "what if those were faster?" The project was cancelled in Q3 after the CEO tried them.

See the original spec for technical requirements, the risk assessment that nobody read, and the post-mortem for the official record. The budget summary explains why we kept going.