Risk Assessment: Rocket-Powered Roller Skates

v1
Oct 30, 2025 · 735 B · 1 min read · by Olivia Trent

Risk Assessment: Rocket-Powered Roller Skates v1

Risk Assessment: Rocket-Powered Roller Skates

Risk Matrix

RiskLikelihoodSeverityMitigation
Operator exceeds road boundaryVery HighCriticalNone identified
Cliff-edge scenarioVery HighCriticalParachute (sold separately)
Target steps asideCertainMission failureIncrease speed (see: previous 14 attempts)
Skates detach mid-burnModerateCriticalAdditional rivets
Operator catches fireModerateHighFireproof fur not available

Historical Incident Rate

47 deployments. 47 failures. 0 successful pursuits.

Recommendation

Approved for continued use. The engineering is sound. The problem is operator error.